Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Randomize
