dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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