he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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