Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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