Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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