found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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