It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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