I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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