Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The beers last night were like the tears from god
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Randomize
