how can u be prego again
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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