from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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