I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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