I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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