yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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