she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We're too hungover to prance.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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