Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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