I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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