I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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