No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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