please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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