Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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