Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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