I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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