She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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