You work out of a Hotel?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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