I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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