Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
