Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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