Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
The best revenge is premature balding
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Boobs are out for the taking
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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