Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Where is the hickey?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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