Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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