Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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