I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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