summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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