Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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