it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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