she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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