i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
