My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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