I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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