I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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