Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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