My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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