the new term for farting is butt boxing.
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so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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