I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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