Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
