um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
ttyl tear gas
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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