So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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