What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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