you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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