Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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