She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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