Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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