So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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